Dear Student,

Thank you for your multiple emails this morning. I am sad to admit that despite the fact that you emailed me more than 10 times today, 83 credits is still less than 90 credits – thus, you still can’t register with the 90 credit priority registration. I know that having sent me multiple emails that should change the number of credits you have. I wish I could get you a credit for every email you sent. Unfortunately you actually have to take, AND PASS, classes in order to get credit for them. Better luck next semester.

Sincerely,

Me