Monday, April 13, 2009

Dear Student,

Thank you so much for attempting to activate the emergency contact system I should have in place. However, while you attempted to contact me a mere 6 times over the weekend (three times on Saturday, twice on Sunday and once Monday morning at 7 am), in order to actually put yourself at the front of the line, you would have had to contact me more than 10 times over the weekend. This also includes holidays, however it does drop down to a mere 5 calls on Christmas eve.

Hopefully this information will be helpful as I am sure you will want to activate this system for next registration period.


Sincerely,
Me
Dear student, 

Prerequisites are, in fact, not real. Especially for you. You are special and do not need the experience or education the department had decided was in students' best interest before taking a class. So feel free to disregard and take your anger and frustration out on me because you knew this, and I did not. I apologize for the miscommunication and submit my resignation as your advisor, effective immediately.


Sincerely,
Me