I am impressed by your efficient message leaving system. You have managed to leave everyone in my office a message, except for me. You left a message with two of the administrative assistants, a student worker, and my department chair. All of your messages indicate that you want me to send you an email, but you never left an email address. Your messages also indicate that you want me to call you after 5 since you work from 9-5. What a coincidence; so do I.
I would love to work with you via email. It would be great if you could teach me how to email a phone number, since that is obviously what you expect. But until I learn how, I guess we are at an impasse, despite your efficient message leaving skills.