Wednesday, December 7, 2011



Dear student,

Using text speak in your emails just makes me realize how smart and sophisticated you are. It definitely makes me want to help you as much as possible. I am sure that given the amount of intelligence it takes to craft a text speak email you have the critical thinking skills necessary to solve your own problems, but you shouldn’t have to use them. Instead, I am happy to solve all your problems for you.

Sincerely,
Me